Hilarious



So whenever you're hungry, go for a cock!



Here's something weird...

I've been awake for 24 hours when I'm typing this. Last night I got less than 4 hours of sleep. I've been trying to fall asleep like five times now, doesn't work... So I just stay up and listen to music. I'm obviously hooked to Marilyn Manson and I've been saying the chorus to my favorite one since I first heard it 2 days ago... Do you know what it is?

"I can't sleep until I devour you..."

I'm repeating this all the time. Isn't that kinda weird? I think it's kinda creepy. I have always believed in that you get what you ask for. Because everything I've done in my life, everything I have, everywhere I've been... I have asked for it and received. Good and bad stuff. Be very, very careful what you ask for!

So, do I now have to devour someone? That's not a part of my diet... neither is there someone here to devour.



Listen to it. DO NOT repeat the lyrics! You'll end up insomniac! Or something worse...

06:16 am... I'll give it another try!

Chacarron

YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! NOW! hahahaha this is sooo funny! I saw this video a few years ago and thought about this song now while I was in the kitchen, boiling some "MACARONES"! Hahaha...


He has taken over...




Mr Manson has taken over... I better open the Bible...

I feel sick!

I went for a run, it was awesome as it always is. I was smiling, flying and loving it! When I got back home I started stretching outside... Then I look up and there's my retard neighbor, staring at me. One hand caressing his chin, and the other arm moving... Whatever he did is something I do not want to think about. When I first saw him I wanted to run up and kick him wherever his hand was. But I ran inside... Now I want to vomit... So disgusting...

I think I have a picture of him smoking, I'll see if I can fins it then I'll post it!

See... Smokers are disgusting! Told you so!


Oh NOW he's out smoking!!!!


Hunger, where did you go?

I woke up at 8 am, did some stuff then I felt a little strange. I sat in my couch, felt like I was missing something. Some kind of feeling was gone. I was happy, awake, satisfied though I felt a little numb in some way. Then I got it, I was not hungry! Haha! I'm always hungry when I wake up, that's how it should be. I don't know why, I didn't overeat yesterday... Maybe it's because I had wine during saturday? Maybe because I was hungry last night after my last meal and went to bed with hunger. Haha oh well... Hunger came during my powerwalk, so I'm back to "normal" now. Going to have some oatmeal for breakfast, yum yum!



Later!

Pontiak! Funniest guy ever!



You don't even have to know Swedish to think this guy is funny, just take a look at his glasses! Makes me want to sing the Mike Posner song, cooler than me... "you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear em around like you're cooler than me"

Or imagine him being in this video...



My God, I'm laughing so hard! ;D

Lost and found - neighbor, man and a remote control!

What a bizarre day already. It started with a killer powerwalk, so much snow that I wanted to lay down and rest(!) because I got exhausted, like when do I want to rest? Then I went home to work and wait for a guy to buy my treadmill because I don't use it... My apartment is not a gym... Then my neighbor or someone opened my door and walked right in... She excused herself and left, while I was sitting in my couch, just staring at her with my mouth open. Then a friend came outside my balcony to pick up some stuff and leave some for me, then she texted me "I lost my remote control somewhere around your place, can you see if you find it?" I thought that she was joking, a tv remote control... She wasn't joking! I went out to look for it then a huge truck came by to clear the street from snow. Then the guy who wanted to buy my treadmill got lost and I had to look for him and the tv remote control. I found the guy, got rid of my treadmill and the remote control is found.
I looked like an idiot in the snow, wearing uggs and PJ's, looking for a man and the remote... Haha well all's well that ends well, right?


What happened?



If you're new on my blog, can you tell me where you found me?!

Tough Love

Oh, I'm such a baby right now. Watching the final episode of Tough Love on tv. Everyone is in love, kissing, hugging and crying. It's so beautiful :) Being in love is pure happiness. I hope they keep that feeling forever.

I googled "true love" and found this...



Hahaha... this kinda ruined my moment...

...

I don't know how my friends can bare with me...



I just sent this in a text to a friend... Saying that I'm a "Ärt-hjärna"... You swedes get it...

Crayfish party

I'll be joining a crayfish party tonight. It's a typical Swedish thing where people meet, eat crayfish, baguettes, crispbread, cheese with herbs and spices and shrimp. I must not forget the alcohol... Peolpe drink "snaps" and sing songs related to the crayfish. It can be compared to the Swedish midsummer. It is a party when it is accepted to become drunk, it is also called a "drunk feast", mostly because you don't eat enough food for the alcohol. Crayfish are timeconsuming to get the shell off, and they are very low in calories. I will most likely stay to the crayfish, and only have a little of the rest, and no alcohol! (I'm driving).



Can't wait for this day to be over

My "food intake" today has been very simple, yet not great. Since I'm stuck at home with a flu (and fever?) my devouring consisted of garlic, vitamin C pills, lemon, ginger, lots of water and pain killers. I'm now covered in a anti-inflammatory ointment, have the ugliest clothes on and a pair of thick socks. GOD PLEASE make me better by tomorrow! I want to be able to do stuff, not be stuck inside like a prisoner. I'm not a complainer (someone I met for a while said I complained every hour of the day, but there must be a huge reason for my complains). I haven't complained today, I'm just sick of being... sick! And I miss the gym soooo bad. It was my home away from home a few months ago and I really do want this to be the situation again. So now I'm furious but know that my body has to rest, it's totally useless when there's nothing you can do with it!

Does someone have any household remedies to share out? I've been googling my symptoms and I found that whiskey is good for a soar throat... I don't like whiskey, I have beer, which I don't like either... I have vodka but the thought of drinking pure vodka is not tempting. I do have some pink bubbles and a bottle of Louis Roederer which is actually tempting - though I bet it wouldn't speed up the recovery. I would prefer not to get drunk tonight and wake up feeling worse tomorrow due to a hangover.

Or I'll just pop like the 20th pill for today, which would now be a sleeping pill from America (much stronger than the ones we have in Sweden) God bless America! Or I'll just jump out of the couch and go to the gym (that is open 24/7, the reason I chose it) and say "screw you, sick body!"

No, I'm going to be nice to myself and let my body heal by itself for tomorrow. But my abs from before are coming back soon, that's for sure! Whenever I feel better I'll work out like Rocky!



Hahaha I'm sorry for this disturbing image. I was googling for "flu-images" and found this one. So my conclusion is (after seeing this photo) that it could be worse!

A real man! Are you?

I'm lost for words!

This is what happens


... when I cook dinner and forget it

Lights on!

I went grocery shopping today. Before I went there I had a shower and felt stressed so I just jumped in a pair of pants and a hoodie. While I'm driving to the store, I realize that I don't have a bra on but need to hurry so I didn't go back. At the store I went to where they keep the eggs and dairy... it's cold in there. Let's say my lights turned on and people observed this... god I felt ashamed!

Coke with BACON?

This really does exists!
Or did exists...
Who would ever want to try this?

This day sucks

I am in an exremely bad mood today!
On my way to the gym, I was pissed at the disgusting snow.. It really is impossible to walk in. So after walking halfway, I kicked and cursed the snow and walked back. Now I sit in my couch, feeling ridiculously stupid because of my attitude against everything today. It is not PMS... I wish it was... I feel like eating a big piece of chocolate mudcake with whipped cream, but then I would just be even more upset because I didn't work out at the gym. What I also am pissed about, is the stupid "Poke" thing on Facebook... Stop poking me! Just tell me what you want and don't poke forever. I almost laugh a little because I feel like a retard... And I'm also damn annoyed by people that are so negative in their status on facebook... everyone is complaining... who needs to know that your best friend is a "fucking slut" or that you missed the bus and had to wait for the next one... Which is TOTALLY SHITTY accordingly to your status. And why does people put a quote there from someone famous, a writer, a lyric or whatever. AAAH! Now Jay-z and Alicia keys are screaming "Neeew Yooork" on MTV, SHUT UP!!!!!

I must also add that it's freakin fantastic that I live right next to a preschool... and the not so lovely kids LOVE to trow snowballs at my window. I'm lighting a cigarette!

I saw them myself... But the difference is not huge


This is just hilarious. I just found out that Victoria Beckham claimed to have the same dress size as Jennifer Lopez. She told this to "10 magazine" while promoting her own line of clothing. If it's true that she said this or not (which I don't believe it is) then I have the same size as Rosie O'Donnell.

Last year in New York, I went to a restaurant with Mr Sexy. We sat down at our table and had a drink before dinner. Behind him, I see someone I recognize and realize that it is Victoria Beckham herself, 3 meters away. Another couple came in, which was Marc Anthony and his wife, Jennifer Lopez! Them and a few other people had dinner (YES VICTORIA DID EAT!!!). After dinner she walks to the restroom (to throw up maybe?) and she isn't as scary skinny as she looks like in photos... I saw her myself so take my word for it! Lopez and hubby Marc leaves after and I saw that she does have slim arms, but the lower part of her body is... well... you know! They are both two beautiful women, and pretty damn short. If I would stand up, I would have to look down on them (and I'm not that tall). So what I wanted to say is that the only "size" they have in common is their height. Not the same dress size. (As everyone can see)



We went to that restaurant the second time because they had a pecan butter that was a taste of heaven, but they stopped making it, I was pissed! But everything else was wonderful, obviously ;)

Nightmare

Uhhhhh... I had the worst nightmare of my life last night. I've had many nightmares about almost the same thing for a while now. I've always said "it's just a dream" and tried to ignore it. But after my powerwalk this morning, I went home to my mother and when I began to tell her about this crazy dream, I started weeping!!!! I even decided to contact a dream interpreter and tell her/him about my dreams... so I'll know what something is trying to tell me. I'm a spiritual person, I believe in something "inhuman" (is that the right word for it?). To not go on about this and make myself sound like a witch, I'll stop here.




Anyway, just had lunch and will head out again to return my stupid vaccuum cleaner that died yesterday. After that, it's time to go to the gym. Think I'll just walk for an hour and then do some weight lifting... my muscles are dissapearing again because I don't eat carbs and run waaay too much :( But I love running and don't want to eat carbs! If I start the day with carbs, I want to eat carbs all day... Which results in eating too much.
I'll be running in "Springtime" in may which is 10km (wish it would be longer), so I guess I'll have to eat carbs then and run more... I want to get a great time! Right now I run 10km between 47-50 minutes (when I eat carbs).

Well, I'm not going to let this dream ruin my day!
Have a great one!

Can't sleeeep!


Buhu, I hate going to bed at night, takes forever to fall asleep...



Anyway, I got up, opened my mac and went through different blogs and my god... I'm everywhere with my big ass smile!



Here on what once was the biggest blog in Sweden, guess it's the second biggest now? I have no idea...

Would be fun if you could print your screen wherever you find me and send it to me :) stephanieandersson@hotmail.com and I'll link to your blog!

So damn funny



;D

TURN IT OFF!

I'm sooo happy right now... can't you tell? I'm trying to study, but my neighbor has one song on repeat, every single day... I'm sick of it...
 

I liked this song... when I was like 15... I hate it so much now...
Next question on my test is about different laws, thank god that I find that interesting... question number 3... here we go!

Guess I feel better


I do look much better, that's for sure!

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